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from $12.99
The Founders had riz. The frauds have… sofas.
This limited-edition Resistance Supplies tee pits Ben Franklin's revolutionary flair against a modern poser’s faux populist scowl. It's a culture war cage match—and history already picked a side.
• Super-soft cotton blend for comfort during resistance
• Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, and union printed in the USA
• Wear it to rallies, reading groups, or Thanksgiving dinner with that one uncle
Smart. Sharp. Unapologetic.
Choose framer riz. Reject sofa jizz.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Resistance Supplies and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 606 Baltimore Avenue, Unit 207, Office 556, Baltimore, MD 21204 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This limited-edition Resistance Supplies tee pits Ben Franklin's revolutionary flair against a modern poser’s faux populist scowl. It's a culture war cage match—and history already picked a side.
• Super-soft cotton blend for comfort during resistance
• Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, and union printed in the USA
• Wear it to rallies, reading groups, or Thanksgiving dinner with that one uncle
Smart. Sharp. Unapologetic.
Choose framer riz. Reject sofa jizz.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Resistance Supplies and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 606 Baltimore Avenue, Unit 207, Office 556, Baltimore, MD 21204 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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The Founders had riz. The frauds have… sofas.
This limited-edition Resistance Supplies tee pits Ben Franklin's revolutionary flair against a modern poser’s faux populist scowl. It's a culture war cage match—and history already picked a side.
• Super-soft cotton blend for comfort during resistance
• Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, and union printed in the USA
• Wear it to rallies, reading groups, or Thanksgiving dinner with that one uncle
Smart. Sharp. Unapologetic.
Choose framer riz. Reject sofa jizz.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Resistance Supplies and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 606 Baltimore Avenue, Unit 207, Office 556, Baltimore, MD 21204 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This limited-edition Resistance Supplies tee pits Ben Franklin's revolutionary flair against a modern poser’s faux populist scowl. It's a culture war cage match—and history already picked a side.
• Super-soft cotton blend for comfort during resistance
• Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, and union printed in the USA
• Wear it to rallies, reading groups, or Thanksgiving dinner with that one uncle
Smart. Sharp. Unapologetic.
Choose framer riz. Reject sofa jizz.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Resistance Supplies and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 606 Baltimore Avenue, Unit 207, Office 556, Baltimore, MD 21204 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.